This is a "tailless whipped scorpion."
The internet says it is harmless.
Does anybody know anything about them? Can you please find something?
All we know is that they are in our house. Even the boys scream. Don't be decieved by the picture, they are big. Like a body the size of your hand. And they can jump, oh, about, hmm, 10 meters.
And yes, this is not one of Chris' pictures. I don't know, would you want to get close to one?