Friday The Thirteenth

No, I don't have a calendar.
No, I don't have the time.
No, I don't know a nice restaurant where you and your brother and his wife's ex-girlfriend from college and their son and his partner can eat.
No, I cannot give you a 50% discount.
No, I cannot give you change for an American hundred dollar bill.
No, I would not like to buy fresh shrimp heads.

What is going on today?

Then the Black Cat crosses ahead...

...and Oh yeah it's

Friday the Thirteenth