My Country Makes my Mouth Water

Brie Cheese.
Short Skirts.
Cops that don't have to be bribed.
Books.
Magazines.
Newspapers.
Free nights and weekends.
English.
Bagels.
Cream Cheese.
Not soaking my vegetables in iodine.
Brushing my teeth with tap water.
Tofu.
Tom's of Maine Toothpaste.
The radio.
My friends and family.
Garlic stuffed Olives
Sushi.
Sushi.
Sushi.
Thrift Shops.
Dollars.
Being Legal.
Delivery.
Home phone.
Wireless.
Stoplights.
Rye Bread.
Smoked Salmon.
My Bed.
Brie Cheese, again.
Feta.
Goat Cheese.

LOOK OUT, AMERICA. WE'RE COMING HOME.