Oh Camera, Oh Camera, Oh

I once had a camera, I liked it pretty swell.
I took a few pictures, and liked them very well.
The night before the wedding, I put that camera down
And now my little camera, It just cannot be found.

The psychic says it's near as it can be,
what forces have conspired to hide it far from me?

O little camera, I miss you so, sometimes I think i'll die,
my camera, my camera, I promise not to make another buy.

So please, I beg, to friends and family,
Look around you for my camera,
and bring it home to me.