I Don't Want to Wait in Vain

I counted the people ahead of me in line at the Post Office today. They numbered 36 (not counting the 22 in the self service line). I think people are buying too many presents and/or live to far from their loved ones. If we all just lived closer we wouldn't have to stand in line to mail things that the recipients probably don't even want.

Who's the grinch this year?