Yes, That's My Butt.

Please kiss it if you are:

A) A web designer
B) A sales rep
C) An employee who cannot format letters using one font throughout
D) An attorney who is dumber than my Aunt's dog Luna
E) A printer whose prints don't match the color samples.
F) A receptionist whose nails are so long that she cannot pick up a credit card to charge my order.
G) A broker who loses contracts.
H) A supervisor who can't communicate

Anything to add??