Walks.

So, when getting a dog we thought that one of the pluses was going on walks.
No one told us how much time leash training her to ACTUALLY walk would take.
We are pushing through, she no longer coughs so hard she vomits, so that's a marker of progress, I suppose.
And after we walk for a few hours she is so tired that she actually behaves.

I have a new song. it goes: Heel, heel, heel. Heel you stupid dog or I will send you to Constantino and he'll eat you. In some countries dog is a delicacy so heel you stupid dog or I'll eat you.