What Yuppies Like...

What Yuppies like is similar to what white people like. I found myself realizing this after going to acupuncture followed by Trader Joes and then REI. I was confused and abashed (and also realized I NEED a Subaru or Honda Element to fit in). Are all white people Yuppies? Am I a white Yuppie? How did this happen? Well, I'll leave you with that question. I have to go refinish some old furniture and water my urban garden. Dang.