My 13 Pounder
My baby is not fat. Maybe you are. Do you have body image issues? Maybe an eating disorder too? Please, don't give them to my daughter. She's only two months old and perfect just the way she is! No, she is not "storing for winter," or "packing it on," or "turning into a little chipmunk," or "filling out."
She also is not a "chunky monkey," or a "rotund little one," or a "fat baby."
Really people, is this all you can thing of to say? Yes, she has the adorable cheeks of a breastfed baby. And no, she doesn't wish to share!